DEATH BY REDUNDANCY

Welcome to the Order of Saint Charbel, founded by William Kamm, aka Little Pebble. That's as opposed to Very Large Pebble. Like all good doomsday prophets, Little Willie has been convicted for numerous instances of sexual misconduct with a minor.¹

Little Willie, who was rejected by the priesthood in 1972,² predicted that he would become Pope after John Paul II:

"After the death of our Holy Vicar, Pope John Paul ll, the true Pope will be Peter ll, who is my Little Pebble of Love and who will be the reigning Pontiff after the death of Pope John Paul ll. And who shall anoint this son of Mine chosen by my Immaculate Heart? It will be our Beloved Vicar, Pope John Paul ll. He will announce this to the whole Church, so that the Church will know who is to follow in his footsteps."³

When this prophecy failed, he remained unphased. "Did I say John Paul II? Sorry. I meant Benedict XVI." We'll wait and see on this one.

As a prophet, Little Willie is quite prolific. His web site even has an alphabetical list of past prophecies, fulfilled or not.⁴ Of course, some of the prophecies claimed to have been "fulfilled" are arguable. Nonetheless, many of his prophecies actually have come true. He rightly prophecied that there would be suffering in Africa, wildfires in California and rain in Australia. His commitment to protecting the public is admirable. A good example is when he passed on the Virgin Mary's warning about the evil nature of digital watches:

"The digital wrist watch has been invented more than for the use of knowing the time. Many of them have many buttons and many different functions so that it would become an object of distraction, and also a way that My little children would become passive, as everything is in its place. All one has to do is press one button or device, and all is prepared to be viewed. They have mostly been installed with an a/arm, and special chimes which sound at a specific time.

The Antichrist shall use all of these controls, sounds and devices, to send impulses to paralyse part of the brain so that it will become very susceptible and vulnerable to hypnosis - of which the Maitreya will use much. "⁵

Amongst his many prophecies, Little Willie has a few doomsday forecasts, as well. (Bill becomes eligible for parole on April 13, 2013.)